Uh. Uhhhhhhhhh. Hmm. For once in my life, just speechless.

Look for:

1. Good hairstyles
2. Spinning for the Lord
3. Do si Dos
4. Aye -err
5. Pete Burns rolling in his soon-to-be-grave
6. Head Banging for Jesus
7. Independent thinkers

Things to look for:
1. Good dancing
2. The audience's reaction
3. Charlie Chaplin impersonation
4. The musicality