Hey! It's European Realization Day. Come on, this is only 2 minutes out of your life. You will probably want those minutes back, but the graphic of the genital-powered head flower is something to realize. What the heck is this lady saying?


Realize Yourself!

K - if you don't know who this is, it's Amy Sedaris, a very funny person that had a show on Comedy Central called Strangers with Candy. This show has grown on Paul and me a lot and we love it now. The other day we were watching it and she turned to the camera and said, "Realization." It was very funny and we took a video of it, but Paul hasn't downloaded it and then I found this Peta ad where she's realizing about the urine in her Premarin. So....in case you were wondering. She's not cool.

Ahhh....what is it
about poetry
that makes me
quiver
shiver
puke up my liver
make me deliver
unending blows to the giver
of such CRAP

I've never really enjoyed poetry. Well, maybe some Emily Dickinson, but I feel like I was forced into it. Which is why when I search for things to realize, it's usually for someone's neat poetry. For some reason every retard on the planet thinks they can write it and that somehow it's GOOD just because it's a "poem" and they have the freedom to write it however they darn-well please, because it's "expressing" their feelings in their own "unique" way. We'll talk about "quotation marks" later. But I say NO to these people. It's still CRAP no matter how you slice it and stop thinking that it's good. But please don't stop writing it, because then what will I have to make fun of?

Let's dive into the noteworthy poetic world of Mr. Notorious Zim. His biography states:

i'm a 24/m born and raised in ohio and now living in california...i'm a flight instructor. I've had several great loves in my life and several great losses in my life. My poems tend to be a reflection of those moments in my life that really make you feel alive. I hope you enjoy and I'd love your feedback:)

Notorious, make me feel alive. Let's lower the lights and shine the spotlight on some of your poetry magic. Here it is......"Do You Realize" by notorious zim! (applause)

Do You Realize


Date Added: 2006-08-23
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Category: Love & Romance > Lost Love
Author: notoriouszim
do you realize what you’ve done in the blink of an eye.

do you realize you are one of the few to capture my heart?

do you realize that you pulled my emotions into this and I resent you for caring so little

do you realize in one night you’ve broken all of my trust

do you realize that this whole night I’ve seen nothing but your face… next to his.

do you realize this whole time you didn’t care though you said you did

do you realize how you’d feel if I did this to you

do you realize you forgot about me

do you realize how that makes me feel

do you realize how good it could have been

do you realize what you’ve passed up

do you realize what you may never find again

do you realize that I will get over this and so will you

do you realize that I will learn from this ….but will you

do you realize that you waste your time with guys who don’t care…

do you realize that I did

do you realize that time will pass us by but for a while it could have been you and I?


EVERYONE - DO YOU REALIZE?? If you'd like to see the actual page and explore the poet that is notoriouszim, go here.

I found some pretty realizing ones. You can help me out with the captions.

Joel realizing how awesome he is on keyboard.

Say there.

Paul realizing what a fashionable
young woman he's becoming.

This picture makes me realize that Joel is not cool.