Umm....



Look for:
1. Announcers who need to use the product themselves
2. Jason
3. A need for a replacement of background music, say to this:

H.S. Band Plays "2001: A Space Odyssey



Things to listen for:
1. Talent
2. Musicality
3. Many kids not passing the course

Uh. Uhhhhhhhhh. Hmm. For once in my life, just speechless.

Look for:

1. Good hairstyles
2. Spinning for the Lord
3. Do si Dos
4. Aye -err
5. Pete Burns rolling in his soon-to-be-grave
6. Head Banging for Jesus
7. Independent thinkers

Things to look for:
1. Good dancing
2. The audience's reaction
3. Charlie Chaplin impersonation
4. The musicality

This cannot be natural! This didn't happen 20 years ago!

We cannot emphasize this enough. This ladder is VERY SAFE and EASY TO USE!

Please realize that this video sums up nicely the Harry Potter books.

You could not do this in America. Why? Because you'd have your pants sued off (pun intended).

Now all geeky kids and bullies finally have a game they can play together!

See the official website too!

Oh. Are there Superheroes around?

Probably.

Please realize these reasons why you should not try to prove how tough your product is:
1. You might be surprised at its lack of durability.
2. You might break something worse than the product.
3. You might not be able to continue your presentation.
4. You might have a few million people laughing at you if this is caught on tape.

The "Realize" Band.

Can I please try to work while sitting on this? It looks.....comfortable. Just REALIZE the amount of work you will be able to do if you have one of these at work!

www.REALIZEband.com

Who's getting a Realize Band? Raise of hands.

And how can we make them our official sponsor?

I have some GOLD to share with all of you realizers. I found a high school writing assignment by Paul Browning. Enjoy!

Hooray! I've been added as a realizer! So in honor of this and of the new American Idol season, please enjoy this video. This guy truly needs to realize.


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The renewed mind is the key, indeed. Are you his dance instructor, Joel?

A True Realization Story
by Mandoo Brownegg

Two things happened to me recently, and these two things converged together to form one big realize. I was watching QVC, as sometimes I am wont to do, and they were selling some type of newfangled skillet. They were discussing how these wonderful skillets were an improvement on cast-iron, because cast-iron must be seasoned again and again. They mentioned that many people would never wash their cast-iron skillets for this reason. This hearkened me back to my childhood days visiting my grandparents. My favorite thing was to wake up at their house and have a heaping plate full of sausage. My mom never cooked sausage at our house, so it was a real treat. I remember their big black cast-iron skillet, and the crumbly, bumpy way it looked inside as they got it out of the cupboard. It had never occured to me that maybe they never washed it. Information noted and stored in brain.

Then for Conference, I made a big pan of sausage. This is also a treat for my kids, because sausage is not good for you, and I don't make it that often. I didn't feel like washing the pan until the next day, and the grease was congealed and left my pan smelling of a sickening dog-food type smell. This smell once again brought me back to my grandparent's house. I always thought the smell came from their dogs, but it was actually THE UNWASHED SAUSAGE PAN!!! That's so gross. Realize.

Haylee was watching The Brady Bunch on TV and I saw something that made me laugh hard. I wanted to put it on youtube but someone beat me to it: