Remember the guy on the Energizer battery commercials who shouted "oi!" at the end of his pitch and then you wet your pants in some discomfort but mostly in admiration and ran to Storehouse Market to buy as many packages of Energizer batteries as you could fit in your grubby hands? Remember that? Maybe what you don't remember is his song called "I'm an individual" which reached #1 on the Australian singles chart. Read that again. #1. When you watch this video, realize how awesome Australia is for allowing this song to do so well.

Will someone point out to this guy that a song is usually better when the music behind the lyrics is interesting and good? Oi! (You just wet your pants a bit, huh?)

Some genres of music should not be mixed with others. Say rock and opera.



Look for:
1. Appropriate outfits for this song.
2. The conductor acting as if he is surprised at this guy's voice (or maybe he's just embarrassed to be associated with this travesty).
3. 1:48 - WTC?

Please make it stop....



Things to look for:

1. Frances Fisher at 1:12
2. Talent
3. Light applause

Love at first wipe!



Look for:
1. Some pretty neat acting at 1:14
2. Disintegrating toilet paper
3. Something that's going to be a big hit....any minute now....

Bunnies are soft and can soften even the hardest heart:



Look for:
1. Evidence of hardened criminals being rehabilitated.
2. Evidence that this bunny is enjoying this experience.
3. Evidence that it is playing on its own.

Umm....



Look for:
1. Announcers who need to use the product themselves
2. Jason
3. A need for a replacement of background music, say to this:

H.S. Band Plays "2001: A Space Odyssey



Things to listen for:
1. Talent
2. Musicality
3. Many kids not passing the course

Uh. Uhhhhhhhhh. Hmm. For once in my life, just speechless.

Look for:

1. Good hairstyles
2. Spinning for the Lord
3. Do si Dos
4. Aye -err
5. Pete Burns rolling in his soon-to-be-grave
6. Head Banging for Jesus
7. Independent thinkers

Things to look for:
1. Good dancing
2. The audience's reaction
3. Charlie Chaplin impersonation
4. The musicality

This cannot be natural! This didn't happen 20 years ago!

We cannot emphasize this enough. This ladder is VERY SAFE and EASY TO USE!

Please realize that this video sums up nicely the Harry Potter books.

You could not do this in America. Why? Because you'd have your pants sued off (pun intended).

Now all geeky kids and bullies finally have a game they can play together!

See the official website too!

Oh. Are there Superheroes around?

Probably.

Please realize these reasons why you should not try to prove how tough your product is:
1. You might be surprised at its lack of durability.
2. You might break something worse than the product.
3. You might not be able to continue your presentation.
4. You might have a few million people laughing at you if this is caught on tape.

The "Realize" Band.

Can I please try to work while sitting on this? It looks.....comfortable. Just REALIZE the amount of work you will be able to do if you have one of these at work!

www.REALIZEband.com

Who's getting a Realize Band? Raise of hands.

And how can we make them our official sponsor?

I have some GOLD to share with all of you realizers. I found a high school writing assignment by Paul Browning. Enjoy!