
Some people don't realize. They think I'm kidding when I say they must realize. They think, "Oh, Paul's just talking about a vague thing that might not need realizing. Maybe it's another one of his empty threats and nothing will happen if I don't realize". They don't realize how wrong they are. Dead wrong.
If you think I'm not talking about you, I probably am. That's right. You.
Think that not realizing won't hurt you? That's "stinkin' thinkin'" as they say. I don't know how to make you realize how much you need to realize. The only way I can think of is to use the word "Oh" in front of each part of the sentence as a sort of exaggerated puncuation for emphasis. Like this:
Oh You. Oh mussem. Oh realizem. Ohyoumussemrealizem. It's as simple as that. I present that to you with arms open, backing away, brow furrowed, shaking my head.
Someday, will you defend yourself saying "I had to focus on other things" or "I didn't realize the importance". I'll be there. You'll look at me for support, and I'll just give you a look like "sorry, man". I warned you. I've been telling you from Day One. It won't even be funny, just sad.
Realize.
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Awesome! GBH! Thoroughly enjoyable. Thank you and Thank YOU.
I forgot to mention: Don't think you can defend yourself by saying you don't know what the crap I'm talking about.
I, for one, will heed your call to realize.
I realize, I'm lost.
It is obvious that Sherri realizes even less than us non-realizers. That's a shame. It's time to realize.
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