Aerobics

My mom was an aerobics instructor in the 80's for Dancergetics.  I was forced to go to many of her classes, where I sat and played on the sidelines of the gym, and sang along to Blondie and Billie Ocean.  I watched the ladies do their fancy moves in their leotards and leg warmers.  It was neat.  Once in awhile a random very gay man would show up, with wrist bands and an embarrassing bulge that made me cringe.  Even as a youngster I knew that this was intensely not cool.  This video sure takes me back.  Realize.

Let This Fill Your Heart With Joy

Please disregard my camel toe. Let's Prancercise!!

Sudden Realization Dog. (submitted by Paul Browning)

An individual decided this would make a fine avatar:  a photo of his tats, hair and (perhaps, most importantly) his light saber. 

Not bad.

It's time to realize more. Take this for instance:

http://www.thesecretofinvisibility.com/

Remember to use this for MORAL PURPOSES ONLY!

Finally! Something to inspire me to get in shape!



Guy at 1:38 = SEX?!?

This is obviously still popular somewhere.....

Modeling plus soccer plus dancing plus Germans equals this.



Oh my.

How have I not known about this until now??

He's so you.

Serendipitous poetry from our favorite poetess 1sultryvoice:

I have made it very far
my dreams are becoming a reality
The things I thought I could not do I realize I can do
Chasing dreams have come to a halt
I am there I can grasp it
I am so overjoyed
Thank God for miracles
I am graduating again! Yessssssssssss!

Please don't make fun, though, because this could be directed at you.

You know when you have a song stuck in your head for hours (or days or weeks)? I've had this unfortunate experience happen a lot. Its ok when its a song you like at least, but when its the Mr Roger's Neighborhood theme or The Mexican Hat Dance and its for weeks on end, it can drive you insane. I know this from personal experience and have Joel to thank for helping the experience last so long.

So I've finally realized what the name of this phenomenon is. Its called Earworm. I think that's an appropriate name. And I think we need a Low Quality song about it. Hopefully one that incorporates Mr. Roger's Neighborhood and The Mexican Hat Dance themes into it.

More info here at my second fave website

Remember the guy on the Energizer battery commercials who shouted "oi!" at the end of his pitch and then you wet your pants in some discomfort but mostly in admiration and ran to Storehouse Market to buy as many packages of Energizer batteries as you could fit in your grubby hands? Remember that? Maybe what you don't remember is his song called "I'm an individual" which reached #1 on the Australian singles chart. Read that again. #1. When you watch this video, realize how awesome Australia is for allowing this song to do so well.

Will someone point out to this guy that a song is usually better when the music behind the lyrics is interesting and good? Oi! (You just wet your pants a bit, huh?)

Some genres of music should not be mixed with others. Say rock and opera.



Look for:
1. Appropriate outfits for this song.
2. The conductor acting as if he is surprised at this guy's voice (or maybe he's just embarrassed to be associated with this travesty).
3. 1:48 - WTC?

Please make it stop....



Things to look for:

1. Frances Fisher at 1:12
2. Talent
3. Light applause

Love at first wipe!



Look for:
1. Some pretty neat acting at 1:14
2. Disintegrating toilet paper
3. Something that's going to be a big hit....any minute now....

Bunnies are soft and can soften even the hardest heart:



Look for:
1. Evidence of hardened criminals being rehabilitated.
2. Evidence that this bunny is enjoying this experience.
3. Evidence that it is playing on its own.

Umm....



Look for:
1. Announcers who need to use the product themselves
2. Jason
3. A need for a replacement of background music, say to this:

H.S. Band Plays "2001: A Space Odyssey



Things to listen for:
1. Talent
2. Musicality
3. Many kids not passing the course