Do you realize?

2002 Herrey Reunion!! Do you realize?! Old men in golden shoes. Their dance moves are still smokin' hot! And the audience seems to be appropriately enthused for such a performance.

Here is an old-time favorite picture of ours. This is my friend Jann that I used to work with many years ago. She is a dear, sweet person that sent me holiday cards for years. She finally stopped - I guess I haven't been too reciprocal in the keeping-in-touch category. Anyway, this is their Christmas card from about 1997, and we kept it around because we enjoy her husband's mustachioed pencil-neckedness. I know....with me as a friend, who needs enemies, but we mock it with the love.

A That-Guy Christmas

And Paul's realizing...

I cut this picture out of the Sunday coupons and posted it on our fridge, where it reminded us daily that anything's possible. Even peeing your pants whilst hula hooping. We realized that Paul needed to recreate this picture and what a lovely thing it turned out to be. Please inspect carefully.

I just realized something. Joel needs to update his blog.

REALIZATION

Really? Is that what?

realization

Hey! It's European Realization Day. Come on, this is only 2 minutes out of your life. You will probably want those minutes back, but the graphic of the genital-powered head flower is something to realize. What the heck is this lady saying?


Realize Yourself!

K - if you don't know who this is, it's Amy Sedaris, a very funny person that had a show on Comedy Central called Strangers with Candy. This show has grown on Paul and me a lot and we love it now. The other day we were watching it and she turned to the camera and said, "Realization." It was very funny and we took a video of it, but Paul hasn't downloaded it and then I found this Peta ad where she's realizing about the urine in her Premarin. So....in case you were wondering. She's not cool.

Ahhh....what is it
about poetry
that makes me
quiver
shiver
puke up my liver
make me deliver
unending blows to the giver
of such CRAP

I've never really enjoyed poetry. Well, maybe some Emily Dickinson, but I feel like I was forced into it. Which is why when I search for things to realize, it's usually for someone's neat poetry. For some reason every retard on the planet thinks they can write it and that somehow it's GOOD just because it's a "poem" and they have the freedom to write it however they darn-well please, because it's "expressing" their feelings in their own "unique" way. We'll talk about "quotation marks" later. But I say NO to these people. It's still CRAP no matter how you slice it and stop thinking that it's good. But please don't stop writing it, because then what will I have to make fun of?

Let's dive into the noteworthy poetic world of Mr. Notorious Zim. His biography states:

i'm a 24/m born and raised in ohio and now living in california...i'm a flight instructor. I've had several great loves in my life and several great losses in my life. My poems tend to be a reflection of those moments in my life that really make you feel alive. I hope you enjoy and I'd love your feedback:)

Notorious, make me feel alive. Let's lower the lights and shine the spotlight on some of your poetry magic. Here it is......"Do You Realize" by notorious zim! (applause)

Do You Realize


Date Added: 2006-08-23
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Category: Love & Romance > Lost Love
Author: notoriouszim
do you realize what you’ve done in the blink of an eye.

do you realize you are one of the few to capture my heart?

do you realize that you pulled my emotions into this and I resent you for caring so little

do you realize in one night you’ve broken all of my trust

do you realize that this whole night I’ve seen nothing but your face… next to his.

do you realize this whole time you didn’t care though you said you did

do you realize how you’d feel if I did this to you

do you realize you forgot about me

do you realize how that makes me feel

do you realize how good it could have been

do you realize what you’ve passed up

do you realize what you may never find again

do you realize that I will get over this and so will you

do you realize that I will learn from this ….but will you

do you realize that you waste your time with guys who don’t care…

do you realize that I did

do you realize that time will pass us by but for a while it could have been you and I?


EVERYONE - DO YOU REALIZE?? If you'd like to see the actual page and explore the poet that is notoriouszim, go here.

I found some pretty realizing ones. You can help me out with the captions.

Joel realizing how awesome he is on keyboard.

Say there.

Paul realizing what a fashionable
young woman he's becoming.

This picture makes me realize that Joel is not cool.

I find this very pr-f-und.

Let's put all that ugliness behind us and move forward. Thanks for the story about realizing shirt lady, Joel. It's important for us to recognize when we do not realize, and to share realizations of our non-realizing with each other.

I'd like to discuss someone else who does NOT realize. Here are some hints. She makes the love to this man (whose appeal is apparent), she still can't form a complete sentence in English after 8 years of living in this country, and the new and improved name of her restaurant is........ Jiner's Chiner Diner? Jine's Chine Gine? Something like that. Yes, it's my step-mom-in-law Jiana! We are well aware of her non-realizing ways. Awhile ago she brought over some shoes for Maddie. I guess they were too small for Jiana, or she just didn't want them any longer? I'm not sure the reason for this bounteous gift, but check these beauties out.

The Trekkie

The Streetwalker

K, first of all, are they BUTT UGLY enough?? And secondly, are those the shoes that a 10-year-old should wear, because I'm thinking that they are. Maddie is not old enough to realize just how neat these shoes are, so she's constantly trying to wear them places. My favorite was when she was going to church in her white dress and white tights, and she decided the Trekkie was the best choice to complete her ensemble. When we go to the grocery store, she often decides the Streetwalker is her best out-in-public-walking-around look. I don't know why I haven't thrown them away yet. I really need to

them as soon as possible. It was a nice gesture Jiana, but really - you just don't realize.