Some people don't realize. They think I'm kidding when I say they must realize. They think, "Oh, Paul's just talking about a vague thing that might not need realizing. Maybe it's another one of his empty threats and nothing will happen if I don't realize". They don't realize how wrong they are. Dead wrong.

If you think I'm not talking about you, I probably am. That's right. You.

Think that not realizing won't hurt you? That's "stinkin' thinkin'" as they say. I don't know how to make you realize how much you need to realize. The only way I can think of is to use the word "Oh" in front of each part of the sentence as a sort of exaggerated puncuation for emphasis. Like this:

Oh You. Oh mussem. Oh realizem. Ohyoumussemrealizem. It's as simple as that. I present that to you with arms open, backing away, brow furrowed, shaking my head.

Someday, will you defend yourself saying "I had to focus on other things" or "I didn't realize the importance". I'll be there. You'll look at me for support, and I'll just give you a look like "sorry, man". I warned you. I've been telling you from Day One. It won't even be funny, just sad.

Realize.

If you've seen the large signs on the Neways building in Springville, you've known for some time that Here comes the king. As if that were not explanation enough, here is a video which will clear up any uncertainties you may find lingering.



Points of realization:
1) The guy's face at 1:06
2) The length of this presentation. After the first 30 seconds there is no new content.
3) Here comes the king.

Oh yeah, Joel? Well try this on for size....


REALIZE TO SEE

Enough Killing
Realize
See
You might just take my life

Realize
Give it up
See
That you need to

Realize
Killing is too true
See
One life taken is already one too many

Realize
You need to protect Life
See this
And Speak

Behest the ones who kill
Beseech them not to murder

The murdered are Beseeching you from the grave

To Realize
To See

Do you Realize?
Do you See?

The Truth

I am now open to all comments on how awesome this poem is.

Because poetry means so much to me I have decided to share a poem with you all about realization and it's profound influence in my life. I wrote this so please do not make fun of it. It has deep meaning to me.

Realize
The shadowy silken throng embraces my nuptials
Real eyes
Bleakest moment turns to fate
Ree Lies
Whither I whether or weather I wither
realize

hi joel

Do you realize?

2002 Herrey Reunion!! Do you realize?! Old men in golden shoes. Their dance moves are still smokin' hot! And the audience seems to be appropriately enthused for such a performance.

Here is an old-time favorite picture of ours. This is my friend Jann that I used to work with many years ago. She is a dear, sweet person that sent me holiday cards for years. She finally stopped - I guess I haven't been too reciprocal in the keeping-in-touch category. Anyway, this is their Christmas card from about 1997, and we kept it around because we enjoy her husband's mustachioed pencil-neckedness. I know....with me as a friend, who needs enemies, but we mock it with the love.

A That-Guy Christmas

And Paul's realizing...

I cut this picture out of the Sunday coupons and posted it on our fridge, where it reminded us daily that anything's possible. Even peeing your pants whilst hula hooping. We realized that Paul needed to recreate this picture and what a lovely thing it turned out to be. Please inspect carefully.

I just realized something. Joel needs to update his blog.

REALIZATION

Really? Is that what?

realization

Hey! It's European Realization Day. Come on, this is only 2 minutes out of your life. You will probably want those minutes back, but the graphic of the genital-powered head flower is something to realize. What the heck is this lady saying?


Realize Yourself!

K - if you don't know who this is, it's Amy Sedaris, a very funny person that had a show on Comedy Central called Strangers with Candy. This show has grown on Paul and me a lot and we love it now. The other day we were watching it and she turned to the camera and said, "Realization." It was very funny and we took a video of it, but Paul hasn't downloaded it and then I found this Peta ad where she's realizing about the urine in her Premarin. So....in case you were wondering. She's not cool.

Ahhh....what is it
about poetry
that makes me
quiver
shiver
puke up my liver
make me deliver
unending blows to the giver
of such CRAP

I've never really enjoyed poetry. Well, maybe some Emily Dickinson, but I feel like I was forced into it. Which is why when I search for things to realize, it's usually for someone's neat poetry. For some reason every retard on the planet thinks they can write it and that somehow it's GOOD just because it's a "poem" and they have the freedom to write it however they darn-well please, because it's "expressing" their feelings in their own "unique" way. We'll talk about "quotation marks" later. But I say NO to these people. It's still CRAP no matter how you slice it and stop thinking that it's good. But please don't stop writing it, because then what will I have to make fun of?

Let's dive into the noteworthy poetic world of Mr. Notorious Zim. His biography states:

i'm a 24/m born and raised in ohio and now living in california...i'm a flight instructor. I've had several great loves in my life and several great losses in my life. My poems tend to be a reflection of those moments in my life that really make you feel alive. I hope you enjoy and I'd love your feedback:)

Notorious, make me feel alive. Let's lower the lights and shine the spotlight on some of your poetry magic. Here it is......"Do You Realize" by notorious zim! (applause)

Do You Realize


Date Added: 2006-08-23
Rating: 0.00(0 votes)
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Category: Love & Romance > Lost Love
Author: notoriouszim
do you realize what you’ve done in the blink of an eye.

do you realize you are one of the few to capture my heart?

do you realize that you pulled my emotions into this and I resent you for caring so little

do you realize in one night you’ve broken all of my trust

do you realize that this whole night I’ve seen nothing but your face… next to his.

do you realize this whole time you didn’t care though you said you did

do you realize how you’d feel if I did this to you

do you realize you forgot about me

do you realize how that makes me feel

do you realize how good it could have been

do you realize what you’ve passed up

do you realize what you may never find again

do you realize that I will get over this and so will you

do you realize that I will learn from this ….but will you

do you realize that you waste your time with guys who don’t care…

do you realize that I did

do you realize that time will pass us by but for a while it could have been you and I?


EVERYONE - DO YOU REALIZE?? If you'd like to see the actual page and explore the poet that is notoriouszim, go here.

I found some pretty realizing ones. You can help me out with the captions.

Joel realizing how awesome he is on keyboard.

Say there.

Paul realizing what a fashionable
young woman he's becoming.

This picture makes me realize that Joel is not cool.